Goal $5,000
Fundraising for Cancer Council
Cancer Council
Shitbox Rally Spring 2024
$10,646
Raised
213%
Our Story …

We're driving from Bendigo to Townsville in the Shitbox Rally Spring 2024!


Why Slow Learners?

You remember what it was like to learn to drive? Are you still carrying a few hang-ups. Despite Geoff holding a car licence and Ken holding forklift, car and truck licences, these haven't been gained without a few scars. And this year we're going to exorcise our learning-to-drive demons - and all for a good cause.


What's the cause?

Shitbox Rally is the largest community led fundraiser for Cancer Council in Australia and is now in its 14th year. Part of the participation is that all teams have to raise a minimum of $5,000 but most teams raise well above this amount as you can see with the Spring 2024 rally target set at $2,000,000 plus.


These funds go to Cancer Council and we are extremely proud to be doing our part to support such a worthy charity (while working through some learning-to-drive baggage).


The fundraising is the hard part, so any donation you can give is greatly appreciated.


What's next?

  1. Find a car (less than $1,500, those are the rules)
  2. Get it ready for an epic 3,000km road trip
  3. Cross our fingers the car makes it


You can follow our progress on this page and the blog post.

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Here's what I'm doing …

Shitbox Rally is the adventure of a lifetime challenging participants and their cars, worth no more than $1,500, on a 7 day drive across Australia to raise money for cancer research.

The rally is not a race – it’s a fun, colourful, unpredictable adventure with participants travelling at their own pace in smaller groups. Vehicles often break down but “we never leave anyone behind” and each night is spent camping beneath the stars and celebrating the day’s achievements. It all adds up to an incredible opportunity to see Australia’s vast and beautiful countryside and make lifelong friends, many brought together after experiencing cancer themselves or seeing cancer impact family and friends.

Since it’s inception the rally has been the largest fundraiser for the Cancer Council nationally.

raised: $2,391,877
target: $2,000,000
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9 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p><strong>Meet the Slow Learners...</strong></p><p></p><p>We are brothers living in Melbourne and between us have 6 kids, 3 chooks and 2 dogs.</p><p></p><p><strong>Geoff: </strong></p>Older brotherFirst Car: 2002 Daihatsu SirionLowest point while learning to drive: Driving a Daihatsu Sirion Highest point while driving: <p></p><p><strong>Ken: </strong></p>Younger brotherFirst Car: 1981 Toyota Celica Lowest point while learning to drive: Stalling twice during the driving test (once in front of some kids from school)Highest point while learning to drive: Getting my truck licence. The Linfox Driver Training team are epic. <p></p>
9 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p>Next update - we start looking for our car...</p>
9 months ago
Slow Learners
John Sargent gave $50.00.
All the best Ken & Geoff! We need to hear the stories afterwards. from John, Abby, & Tom
9 months ago
John - you ROCK for making a donation. In fact, yours was the first donation. This makes you a LEGEND. Thank you.
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p><strong>Erratum - My first car was actually a Nissan Pulsar...</strong></p><p>I need to correct an earlier post. My first car was actually a 1984 Nissan Pulsar hatchback (the Sirion, aka "Blue Jelly-Bean" was my 3rd car). My step-father Pete (who is also mechanic) sourced the Pulsar and coached me through fixing it to get it on the road. It took quite some time much to Pete's bemusement. I claim it was because it was a low priority (Slow learner?). He claims it was because I didn't like getting my hands dirty (apparently I kept going inside to wash grease of my hands). In recognition of this, and with the expectation that my hands will be getting quite dirty as we try and get our Shitbox to Townsville, Mum and Pete gifted me some special rubber gloves (see photo of me modeling them). Thanks Mum &amp; Pete - very thoughtful.</p>
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Alex Hunter gave $50.00.
Good luck and have fun! Love Al, Kate, Kitty and Augie
8 months ago
Hi Kate, Alex, Kitty & Augie - thanks for the generous donation!
8 months ago
Hi Kate, Alex, Kitty & Augie - thanks for the generous donation!
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Rebecca Laface gave $50.00.
Well done on a great cause!
8 months ago
Hi Bec - thanks for the generous donation! We'll be sure to keep you updated with progress. I know car racing holds a special place in Joe's heart 🏁
8 months ago
Hi Bec - thanks for the generous donation! We'll be sure to keep you updated with progress. I know car racing holds a special place in Joe's heart 🏁
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Alan Blackburn gave $100.00.
Geoff hope trip is going well and that the car holds together. Best wishes Alan
8 months ago
Hey Al! Thanks for the very generous donation! I've always admired your spirit of adventure. I'll keep you posted as we do this adventure. Cheers, Geoff.
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Feng Zhao gave $50.00.
good try! have fun, you will get vehicle mechanic license too.
8 months ago
Hi Feng! From one ex-CAML to another Thanks for the generous donation! Really thoughtful.
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Margaret Stam gave $100.00.
x Mum & Pete
8 months ago
Hey Mum & Pete - Thank you for your very generous donation! Thank you too for my gloves - they are beautiful and will be very useful 😆
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Kathy Thomas gave $100.00.
Good on you bith. Enjoy
8 months ago
Thank you for your generous donation Kath! Suspect I should be donating to you in recognition of all the babysitting you do. Much appreciated.
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p>The great thing about doing this challenge with your brother is that it gives you a chance to reminisce about times gone by. Below is the first image of the two of us blazing a trail on our first set of wheels.</p><p></p><p>This is Canberra, circa 1979 and that trike did some heavy mileage and had two resprays before being decommissioned many years later in Victoria.</p><p></p><p>Speaking of wheels, we're now on the hunt for a (partially) reliable set that will get us from Bendigo to Townsville. If you have a line in to a well loved set, we'd love to hear from you. </p>
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p>CAR HUNT!</p><p></p><p>We have begun looking for our car - as always - if you have a line in to a vehicle that costs less than $1,500 (we'll pay cash!) let us know.</p><p></p><p>For now, see some of our early work in tracking down the wheels that will get us to Townsville.... </p>
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p>Australian Classic - but don't think it'll make the journey.</p>
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p>Needs a wheel alignment...</p>
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p>It'll buff out...</p>
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p>One lady driver...</p>
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Slow Learners
<p>Too rich for our blood...</p>
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Nick Morison gave $20.00.
Drive well Ken!
8 months ago
Thanks Nick! Looking forward to showing off the care when we find it.
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Marcus Johnson gave $20.00.
Go well Ken
8 months ago
Thanks Marcus!
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Onya Help Hire gave $50.00.
Great stuff guys! Good luck on the butt!
8 months ago
Thanks Ian! Looking forward to showing off the care when we find it.
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Farhan Alam gave $20.00.
Drive hard, drive well!
8 months ago
Thanks Farhan - suspect our car won't be as nice as the one you're road tripping in this Easter!
8 months ago
Slow Learners
karen booth gave $50.00.
Keep your seat belt on!
7 months ago
Thanks Karen! Geoff promises to bring me back in one piece. That probably means I will have to do most of the driving! Thanks for your support - I look forward to sharing the photos!
8 months ago
Slow Learners
Tracey Johnson gave $100.00.
Go Ken! Awesome fun for a great cause!
7 months ago
Thanks Tracey! You know us Victorian's will use any excuse to get to a warmer climate during winter! Thanks for your support!
7 months ago
Slow Learners
Charlotte Gilmore gave $20.00.
Good luck guys!
7 months ago
Thanks Charlotte! As someone who has road-tripped with Griffins before, you know how excited we are about this. Thanks for your support!
7 months ago
Slow Learners
Tony Wells gave $100.00.
Go you good things!
7 months ago
Thanks Charlotte! As someone who has road tripped with Griffins before, you know how excited we are to be on the road for this adventure! Thanks for your support!
7 months ago
Thanks Tony! We're hoping our road trip may get close to your epic road adventures. Thanks for your support!
7 months ago
Slow Learners
Terence Gunning gave $250.00.
Great work Griffins!
7 months ago
Terry - go raibh maith agat. Humbled by your generosity.
7 months ago
Slow Learners
Ben Purcell gave $200.00.
Go Kenny! Fun way to give back mate. Not designed to go smooth by the sound of it but the grief’ll no doubt make for some great stories!
6 months ago
Thanks Ben! We'll do our best to make sure that we've got stories to share (and maybe even some evidence to back them up!)
6 months ago
Thanks Ben! Looking forward to some great adventures on the road (and hopefully surviving to bring back the evidence!)
5 months ago
Slow Learners
Anonymous gave $361.95.
Fairfield Bunnings BBQ 12.05.24
5 months ago
Slow Learners
Michelle Canny gave $100.00.
Go Geoff and Ken!
5 months ago
Hey Canny - thank you for the very generous donation!
5 months ago
Hey Canny - thank you for the very generous donation!
5 months ago
Slow Learners
Sylvia Schmelzlr gave $30.00.
What fun! And a great cause! Next time, can you do it in a bus so we can all come?
5 months ago
Thank you Sylv for your donation from sunny Malta! Hope you are having a lovely time!
5 months ago
Thank you Sylv for your donation from sunny Malta! Hope you are having a lovely time!
5 months ago
Slow Learners
Suzie Mitchell gave $100.00.
Godspeed 🚗
5 months ago
Suzie - long time no see. Thank you for your generous donation! Trust you and the family are doing well. Hope to see you all over the next year!
4 months ago
Slow Learners
Anonymous gave $1,083.55.
Bunnings BBQ 07.07.24
4 months ago
Slow Learners
Ken Griffin gave $500.00.
Come home safe! Ronnie and Alan
3 months ago
Slow Learners
Anonymous gave $942.10.
Bunnings BBQ 3 - 08.08
3 months ago
Slow Learners
Russell John Griffin gave $100.00.
Go well Sons of Griffin! A gold coin for the first person to spot a Townsville sign. Love Dad.
3 months ago
Thanks for the generous donation. Your spirit of adventure will be travelling with us all the way. Love Geoff.
3 months ago
Slow Learners
Anonymous gave $547.80.
Bunnings BBQ 4 Cash Takings
3 months ago
Slow Learners
Geoffrey Griffin gave $782.50.
Bunnings BBQ04 Digital Sales
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Trish Scholes gave $50.00.
1 month ago
Thanks Trish - it's great to have your support!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Dan Borg gave $100.00.
Go well Ken (and Geoff). Dan, Court and the girls.
2 months ago
Thanks Borg Johnsons! We're looking forward to getting on the road!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Liz Keen gave $20.00.
I’m sure you’ll make it to Queensland! Though I doubt you have aircon 🤗
2 months ago
Thanks Liz - Keep your fingers crossed for us. Our car's aircon works (but smells like possum!)
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Artis Advisory gave $100.00.
I hope to see plenty of video updates along the way... Good luck and stay safe. xx
2 months ago
Thanks Zora! Video is my middle name. We'll just need to find reception!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Lift video gave $100.00.
Great work!
2 months ago
Thanks Grant! If only we had your video skills on the trip!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Geoff Hollis gave $100.00.
Legends. Fuck cancer
2 months ago
Thanks Geoff! Yep F**k cancer.
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Ausmed Education Pty Ltd gave $500.00.
Good luck Ken!
2 months ago
Thanks Will - that's very generous!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
karen booth gave $50.00.
Go the Griffin boys xxxx
1 month ago
Thanks Karen - looking forward to sharing the pics along the way!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Fran Cieslak gave $30.00.
Awesome Ken! Good luck and stay safe. Look forward to hearing and seeing it unfold! What a brilliant thing to do with your brother
1 month ago
Thanks Fran! It's going to be a brilliant adventure and it's great to have your support.
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Luke Potter gave $500.00.
Great cause, all the best!
1 month ago
Thanks Luke - that's very generous - look forward to catching up some time - it's been too long!
1 month ago
Thanks Luke - that's very generous. And it's been too long - we should catch up soon.
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Trent Clarke gave $200.00.
Godspeed, gentlemen. And always remember to accelerate into the corners. Don't forget to run over cancer's arse on the way past.
1 month ago
Thanks Trent - that's very generous - looking forward to sharing some great stories, and maybe some pics from the road!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
David Lloyd gave $50.00.
Terrific idea Ken, love it! And best of luck.
1 month ago
Great to have your support David - there's going to be plenty of stories to share when we catch up next!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
AGPAL Group gave $100.00.
All the best with the drive Ken and Geoff, such a great cause. Tina Janamian (AGPAL)
1 month ago
That's very generous - looking forward to sharing some great stories when we catch up next.
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Andrew Weybury gave $100.00.
Good lucky lads will be watching Thank you for your efforts
1 month ago
Hi Andrew - Thanks for chipping in - why do I keep thinking about the Aston Martin you got to drive a few years ago?!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Stephen Foxworthy gave $100.00.
Go far, you champs! Lots of love and luck from Steph and Fran!
1 month ago
Thanks Steph! It may be slightly less squishy than a trip to Pevensey Bay!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Jo Millard gave $50.00.
Go Ken and Geoff ! Safe travels and have fun :)
1 month ago
Thanks Jo! You're donation helped us tip over the $8k mark - perfect timing (as always!)
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Emily O’Connell gave $100.00.
Enjoy the ride & drive safe!
1 month ago
Thanks Emily - that's very generous - and we'll keep crossing our fingers that we make it all the way to Townsville!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Cindy Davenport gave $50.00.
Fabulous cause! Go Ken 😊
1 month ago
Thanks Cindy! Great to have your support!
2 months ago
Slow Learners
Marg Dempsey gave $50.00.
Travel well Shitboxers!
1 month ago
Thanks Marg! By past experience, we'll probably bump into you and Jeff on the road!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Eloise Hudson gave $50.00.
Good luck Ken - overachieving with all that you do once again! Congrats on well and truly exceeding your fundraising target. I hope the trusty green machine gets you and your brother there in some sort of comfort and safety - you've got style covered! At least you know there'll be plenty of room for luggage on that roof!
1 month ago
Great to have your support Eloise - Looking forward to sharing the pics!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Tracey Johnson gave $100.00.
Go well brothers!
1 month ago
Thanks Tracey - a second donation is beyond generous and we can't wait to hit your neck of the woods in QLD!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Laura Zimmerman gave $200.00.
Good luck, Shitboxers!
1 month ago
Thanks Laura! Looking forward to sharing plenty of good photos of the adventure!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Mitch Wall gave $100.00.
Well done Ken and Geoff! Have a great time!
1 month ago
Thanks Mitch (and all the Walls!) Looking forward to returning with a story or two...
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Dinusha Nanayakkara gave $100.00.
Hi Ken, What an incredible adventure for such an important cause. Drive safe, Have fun
1 month ago
Thanks Dinusha - Looking forward to creating some great memories while we're on the road!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Helene Simitzis gave $200.00.
What a great way to support this cause! Best of luck with the rally!
1 month ago
Hele - thank you for your extremely generous donation and words of support! You have given a significant push towards our 10k target!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Morain Ji gave $50.00.
Enjoy the journey, and be safe!
1 month ago
Morain - thank you for your generous donation. You tipped os to over 9k! Amazing!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Karen Booth gave $100.00.
Go Ken & Bro
1 month ago
Thanks Karen for your (second!) donation. We've raised over $11k!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Anonymous gave $50.00.
Hope you guys make it Big G
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Michael Nash gave $50.00.
Bon voyage!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Kylie Xiang gave $50.00.
All the best Geoff!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Brent Harrison gave $100.00.
All the best Geoff for the rally, f- cancer
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Maurice Wrightson gave $200.00.
Slow Learners aka Geoff & Ken, Great effort to get to the start line hope it also gets you through to the finish line.
1 month ago
Thanks for your generous donation Maurice. It's helped get us to over $11k raised!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Gaurav Sadarangani gave $50.00.
All the best Geoff! Look forward to the updates.
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Max Terentev gave $10.00.
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Lisa Collison gave $100.00.
What an adventure! What a great cause! Go forth and conquer and enjoy the ride :)
1 month ago
Thanks Lisa, with your donation, we've raised over $11k! Look forward to showing some more photos when we're in the office next.
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Simon Caine gave $50.00.
Good luck from Simon
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Denise Lyons gave $100.00.
Good luck and have a blast!
1 month ago
Thanks Denise, with your donation, we've raised over $11k and I look forward to showing some more photos when we catch up next.
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Kate Hunter gave $113.00.
Let the wild rumpus start! We love you to pieces, travel safe X The Hunters
1 month ago
Thanks Kate for all your support and for making our social media presence look epic throughout the campaign. And for giving us the donation that flipped us over $10k!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Talitha C gave $25.00.
1 month ago
Thanks for your donation Talitha - it's helped get us over $11k raised for cancer research.
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Eva Mugo gave $50.00.
Travel well and Go Ken!!
1 month ago
Thanks Eva, with your donation, we've raised over $11k! Look forward to showing some more photos when we're in the office next.
1 month ago
Thanks Eva, with your donation, we've raised over $11k! Look forward to showing some more photos when we're in the office next.
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Angela How gave $100.00.
You got this!
1 month ago
Thanks Angela, with your donation, we've raised over $11k!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Matt Jones gave $50.00.
Great work Ken
1 month ago
Thanks Matt, with your donation, we've passed $11k! Great seeing some great parts of Murray PHN on the drive too!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Andrew and Juddie Beaton gave $200.00.
Go Cats
1 month ago
Thanks Andrew and Juddie for your generous donation. With your support we've raised over $11k! Plenty of Cats supporters on the Rally too!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
Caitlin McAtomney gave $20.00.
1 month ago
Thanks Caitlin, with your donation, we've raised over $11k!
1 month ago
Slow Learners
J Andrewartha gave $50.00.
Congratulations on finishing such an epic adventure!!
1 month ago
Thanks Jaimie, with your donation, we've raised over $11k!
4 weeks ago
Slow Learners
Yannie Onsen gave $100.00.
Congratulations Geoff Griffin on this amazing adventure for a truly worthy cause. Thank you. Yannie
3 weeks ago
Thanks for the generous donation Yannie. Really appreciate your support.
3 weeks ago
Slow Learners
Angela Hill gave $50.00.
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The Impact, Outcomes & Charity

Shitbox Rally is a dedicated fundraising event for cancer research with funds going to Cancer Council.

Cancer Council is one of the largest non-government funders of cancer research in Australia. We conduct and fund research studies across all cancers and all stages of the cancer journey.

Thanks to the community funds raised such as Shitbox Rally we can fund world-class research that reduces the impact of cancer for everyone.

$50 million over the past 15 years has been raised by Box Rallies to date, supporting ground-breaking projects such as:

  • A research study to develop a vaccine that protects against lymphoma cancers.
  • A research trial to standardise international guidelines on melanoma removal.
  • A research grant to revolutionise the treatment of pancreatic cancer.

These projects wouldn’t be possible without your support.